that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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