You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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