it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
