This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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