I have demons in me.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"