wrigley field is MILF paradise
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.