we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
