yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
do herpes really smell.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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