He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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