I'm jealous of your bromance
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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