I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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