white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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