i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
