I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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