So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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