margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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