i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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