please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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