So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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