Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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