I don't think brook has ever known best
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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