is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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