i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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