all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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