I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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