so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
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Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head