when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?