so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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