The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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