Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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