Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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