O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
do herpes really smell.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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