she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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