I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
