highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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