lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
accomplished twins. life is a go
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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