I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He better not be in your backpack
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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