Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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