what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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