I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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