Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
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At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(