I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.