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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I love black thongs

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I think im pregnant

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  I think you have the wrong number

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• (206): View more from Washington

  he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.

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• (718): View more from New York

  The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.

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• (209): View more from California

  I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.

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• (331): View more from Illinois

  decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.

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