My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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