I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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