i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Drunk is not a location!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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