You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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