Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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