im drinking this country out of the recession.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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