I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
