marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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