So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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