You really coming over, don't trick.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Damn victory sex feels great
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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