Do vagina's smell?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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