Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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