New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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