Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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