belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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