My balls are so social today.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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