she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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