no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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