Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
the raccoons are back...
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